@ Prison or @ Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10х10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8х8 cubicle

@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal that you have to pay for

@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must carry a security card to open all the doors for yourself and God forbid you loose it.

@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON all expenses paid by taxpayers, no work required
@ WORK you pay all your expenses to get to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK they are called managers